jaclcfrost:

don’t ever doubt my willingness to burn the bridge between us if you hurt me enough and to feel no remorse whatsoever while doing it. i will feel nothing. i will use the flames to roast marshmallows. i will enjoy the marshmallows. and then move on with my life without you in it

(via dailydaleyy)


Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

(via ugly)


yeoja:

protect girls @ all costs from gross dudes..

(via jacksepticscare)


swingtheserenade:

you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact

so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis 

I have come full circle

(via boopizza)


saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

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officialunitedstates:

anyone who is pro-bees is incredibly selfish because they’re saying they wouldn’t mind if a bee stung me

(via boopizza)


susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

(via boopizza)


officialunitedstates:

ready and willing to promo anyone who can provide visual proof that they have killed over 100,000 bees in the last week

(via boopizza)


baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

(via ugly)